Wednesday, April 06, 2005

The one where he watched college students on a see-saw...

Haha, ok, so I had nothing better to put as the title for today's entry. I'm sitting outside the union, under the little awning, watching some frat bros and sorority sisters ("pyramid x a"and triangle triangle triangle) on a giant blue and yellow (perhaps gold... go pitt) see-saw. They're raising money for the big-brothers and big-sisters of pittsburgh. I'll tell you, it's freaking hilarious - maybe you just have to be here.

Another funny thing that happened outside the union in the last 5 minutes is this:
If you know bigelow blvd, you know that there's a pedestrian crosswalk in the middle for students to cross. Now, if you're a pedestrian, you think the cars should stop for you right there and then, and if you're a car, you think the pedestrians should stay the frick away until you're done passing through. Anyway - in this situation, there were troves (troves? sure - i think that means "a lot of people") of students crossing all at the same time, therefore impeding the ability for the cars to drive, even though it was a green light. Normally, you just sit there and wait (if you're driving) but in this case, apparnatly people were "not from around here" and started honking. So the next car, and the next car, and the next car started honking, and pretty soon, the entire traffic jam on bigelow was honking at the innocent pedestrians. Some gave dirty looks, some just laughed. I just laughed watching. That was thorougly entertaining, but surely not as much for you after reading that.

Those habitat for humanity people are really losing touch with reality. If they think that they can just build little 10' by 10' shanty houses on the front lawns of college unions and get away with "helping humanity," they've got another thing coming.

This insensitive moment was brought to you by idoitic sarcasm. (there's a little structure on the front lawn of the union that is an advertisement for habitat for humanity, not an actual "habitat house" - i'm not that stupid, or insensitive - please don't think that)

So yeah, this was pointless, as you well now know, so i'm outahere. Gunna go get me a bottle of water and maybe something to snack on. My voice is still gone. *sigh* please find me again by fridayyyyyy

Mr Shoe

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey cockeater... the word you were looking for is DROVES not troves... anyway yeah I'm sure it was great.

Learn some damn words and have a nice day.
(Sorry can't resist being an asshole)

Anonymous said...

haha, i was totally gonna correct you on your use of "troves" instead of "droves", but that damn commie beat me to it >:O

well, now that i'm here i figure i might as well comment anyway. they really need to do something about that crosswalk...if i was driving i'd just run everyone over and be done with it.

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