So I'm driving home one night (woah- that night, happens to be... this night - tonight, as some might say) - and i needed gas. so i went to the mobil in bushnells basin, because it's open 24/7. i get out of my car and start pumping gas. here's where i get accosted: there are about a trillion bugs, and they're not small either - like inch and a half long bugs with giant wings hovering around those giant, "one hour photo"esque lights they have in that gas pavilion. all of a sudden i hear something flapping, and then one landed on my neck. ahhhh! (that was the accosting- that's it)
After which, i went inside to purchase a beverage - i walked up to the counter with my vitamin water (which i'll get to in a second) and i was like "you guys got quite the bugs out there" - and the cashier just kinda gave me the blankest "i'm a moron working the night shift at mobil" look i've ever seen - "uhhhh, um, yah" was his answer. it's not like he could have missed the GIANT bugs that were circling his car. oh well.
now - the vitamin water, which claire thinks tastes like water - well, SHE'D BE RIGHT! cause it is water. with a little artificial flavoring in it and a shitload of vitamins. It's good. I had grape tonight - it's called "formula 50" because they give you 50% of your daily value of a bunch of vitamins in that bottle. now these guys over at glaceau are pretty funny. this is what's on the side of the bottle:
50 cent's new album is bound to go platinum. so forumula 50 decided to go platinum too. not to be outdone, we are proud to announce the release of our own album, "hydrate or die tryin'." all we need is one little shout out at the MTV music video awards. suckaz be movin' out the way at them beverage conferences. plus, our drink has the nutrients you need to fuel you through your day. that's just how we roll here in queens.
good shit^
so i've been extremEly happy lately, mostly because i now know that extremely is spelled with an E at the end, prior to the LY follow up. no i'm kidding - it's mostly because i'm really happy with claire. there, i said it - no euphimisms, or beating around the bush. claire's making me happy. you see it in my mannerisms and the smiles on my face. i'm eccstatic. i really am. and i'm going to attribute it all to her (rightfully so). bravo claire ;) you da man, woman. thank you :-D
no, but seriously, it's the spelling of "extremly"
when you see claire today, slap her on the ass and say, "nice job, sport" for me will you?
oh and happy birthday to her mom too. it's, um, her birthday.
let's hit enter twice again and start typing!
yay!
this is fun!
my anus is bleeding!
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yes!! You spelled extremely correctly! what a milestone in your life!
awww you are so sweet...thanks for not beating around and going right to the bush ;) always appreciated! haha you make incredibley happy as well. thanks for always #1-ing :P
hey! i am happy with myself - buzz off, mO Fo.
oh, and i am the queen of france.
ac·cost·ed, ac·cost·ing, ac·costs
1. To approach and speak to boldly or aggressively, as with a demand or request.
2. To solicit for sex.
sorry buddy, i don't quite think accosted is the word you were looking for. unless you have a bug thing that i don't know about... in which case, let's keep it that way.
i live in a large bucket
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