The one where he bought a new hat...

So after much harping by the parents, my sister, claire, and everyone else involved, i decided to get a new hat. They told me to wash the old one, but that shit wasn't coming clean - it's kind of like the mob. They go to jail and live for a few years after it without getting in trouble, but ya know what? They're just gunna go right back to holding illegal casino nights in shady attics of guys they have threatened to break the legs of. Darn tootin.

So I have a new pitt hat. It's astonishing how much a giant sweat stain, and sun bleaching can do to the appearance of your head garment. Like night and day. More like deep blue, and light purple.

So as per the hundreds and hundreds of comments i recieved telling me to defunk my car (3) - i will indeed comense the defunking on monday. it starts at delta sonic. and ends with um, yeah that's all i'm going to do. I'm going to be a lazy mother fucker and pay someone to clean my car for me. but that's not really the reason. they have some high powered smelly shit that they spray in the corners of your car that make it smell "oh so sweet" and make it "oh so not funky smelling like ass."

i totally havne't been working on cockeater lately. i really should. I really should get my ass started on a new cockeater - cockeater double prime! it's going to be the media center pc version of cockeater. and it's going to be hot - i promise. plus, he's going to be controlling our dvd changer that we're going to build when we get to school in august. at least that's my plan.

today i drove really slowly with my mom in the car, cause i didn't want the empty beer bottles in the trunk to rattle around too much. maybe i should take them out. maybe that's what's making my car smell like ass.

alright, i'm pissed off cause it's raining, and i'm supposed to be going outside tonight. well screw that - i'm going outside anyway!

~what's this? i haven't gotten a raise in 3 years? something is awry.